When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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