she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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