I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Holy sore nipples Batman
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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