we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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