I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My vagina is officially offended.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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