At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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