this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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