Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
