I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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