Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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