My room smells like vodka and shame
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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