dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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