So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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