btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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