its not stalking. its research.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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