So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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