I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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