we have pet lesbian snakes
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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