I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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