Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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