Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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