We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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