they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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