Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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