And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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