i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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