We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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