he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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