If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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