Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
you never un-have a 4some
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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