Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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