we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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