Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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