Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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