If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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