Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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