I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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