just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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