We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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