So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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