the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize