i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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