no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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