I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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