Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
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Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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