So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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