It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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