We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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