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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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