Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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