I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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