I CAN MOONWALK!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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