I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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