Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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