TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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